12am thoughts

if you call yourself a little monster, chances are i won’t like you

if you wear those ugly brown microfiber ugg boots and you’re a guy, chances are i won’t like you

if you smoke large amounts of weed like your life depends on it, chances are i won’t like you

i need to shower

ok

27/01/12
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  1. madeofwut said: I’m a little monster, but I’m not all up in yo face about it, so it’s okay. I don’t wear uggs and only once have I even seen weed, so I must conclude that you like me, which is all I ever need in life.
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  3. canitouchurnoobies said: cum shower wit me my sweet lil prince
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  6. jaketakethewheel said: THIS
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